You Irk Me Things That Irk or Annoy Us

This is something that annoys me terribly. It is so bad sometimes I have to close my ears. When people are eating and I hear every chew and every ooze and every crunch. I really do not want to hear them. I cannot stand it. I would appreciate it if you did not chew so loud. Can you please stop it? Then those little jaw squeaks oh my goodness it is just so annoying. Sometimes I have to get up and go in the other room. It is even worse when someone is eating something crunchy. Really come on do you really have to chew those cookies so loud. It is just really gross to hear it. I do not know why you have to chew so loud. It is not everyone. I eat with plenty of people including 5 year olds at their lunch time and they do not chew so loudly but you on the other hand are so loud it is like nails on the chalk board. Please stop chewing so loud!