You Irk Me Things That Irk or Annoy Us

Okay so this one probably goes for men and women, but especially women because I honestly do not know how they get this to happen. I would understand how this happens with a man. I would like to say you really irk me if you go to the bathroom and can’t get it in the toilet. I know this might be gross but come on how did it get all over the seat? Did you straddle the seat and stay standing up and hope it went into the toilet? Did you squat with your feet on the seat and hope it got into the toilet? Try to go to the bathroom and get it into the toilet. If you are a germ-o-phobe then wipe it down with something and make sure you carry that something so that you can clean the seat so you can sit like a regular person. What gets me is when I go into the bathroom and enter the stall and there are footprints on the seat. Are you kidding me? Are you some kind of acrobat? How the heck did you squat like that and not fall on the floor. This irks me terribly especially because I have a 5 year old who always needs to use public bathrooms and they are always disgusting. Why is it so wet on the seat? It is not from flushing because it has a yellow tint to it. Please when you use a public restroom try to be courteous to the next person and don’t go to the bathroom all over the seat!